Sardar: I saw my wife going to a movie with a strange man
Friend: Why didn't you follow them inside?
Sardar: Oye, no yaar I have already seen that movie
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa
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Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega